March 2012
Utterly bored and feel like answering random...
Someone ask me something dammit! Don’t let me lose hope in humanity out of boredom dear followers!! D:
hmm..that's odd
My corrido hating madre is listening to El Tigrillo Palma… o.O Gonna go ahead and conclude that this is a sign of the apocalypse…she’s even singing El Bazucaso O.O
As long as flags fly above us, no one's really...
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70 Followers...holy shit
I realize that compared to the majority of people on Tumblr, this isn’t a whole lot…but to me it is :) Thank you for finding an interest in my rants/ music/cultura/political topics and posts. Especially to those who have been following me since I was a noob..well I still am…I just acquired a bit more knowledge along the way hehehe. Ya’ll are some rad people…real talk.
Friend: Do you always have to talk about bands?
Me: Do you always have to breathe?
“When people say they love me I don’t believe them or accept the idea. I think...”
– Sandy C. (via swanaynay)
Need to get my tattoo done!!
Wanna get it before the Xilonen ceremony in July…thinking of getting one of 7 things: The symbol/image of my calpulli, Tezcatlipoca, the Mexica flag, miquiztli, the Lakota 4 directions medicine wheel, or a shield image/representation of Nahuatl I have on the back of a shirt…decisions, decisions.
I like animals more than I like people.
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
Well, my spring break has officially begun
Shenanigans and debauchery will certainly ensue >=) Might take a trip to SF and wander around, will definitely resume my daily 9 mile hike routine…and plenty of toking up to do…Just scratching the surface…meh…let the shenanigans commence…
